Never Have I Ever

Never have I ever practised a conversation in the shower before having it.

Never have I ever pretended to have seen a film everyone was talking about.

Never have I ever laughed at a joke I did not understand.

Never have I ever re-read my own message after sending it, just to admire it.

Never have I ever left a shop without buying anything because a staff member spoke to me.

Never have I ever googled something during an argument to prove I was right.

Never have I ever pretended to be busy when I saw someone I knew approaching.

Never have I ever binned a plant I promised to keep alive.

Never have I ever climbed into the wrong car.

Never have I ever practised a casual greeting before answering the phone.

Never have I ever left a shop quickly because I thought I looked suspicious.

Never have I ever forgotten someone's name mid-introduction.

Never have I ever laughed at the wrong moment in a serious meeting.

Never have I ever got off a bus a stop early to avoid talking to someone.

Never have I ever sent a kissing face emoji to my boss.

Never have I ever told a hairdresser I loved it and hated it.

Never have I ever introduced myself to someone I had already met.

Never have I ever hidden a pile of washing in the oven before guests arrived.

Never have I ever fallen asleep in the cinema and woken myself up by snoring.

Never have I ever stepped on a squeaky toy during a serious conversation.

Never have I ever answered the phone in a fake professional voice.

Never have I ever greeted a dog while ignoring its owner.

Never have I ever mispronounced a word because I had only ever read it.

Never have I ever liked an old post while looking through someone’s profile.

Never have I ever unmuted myself halfway through saying something about the meeting.

Never have I ever sat in the wrong seat at the cinema and refused to move.

Never have I ever liked a three-year-old photo on someone's social media.

Never have I ever said goodbye to someone and then walked away in the same direction.

Never have I ever scrolled back and forth on my home screen to look busy.

Never have I ever ordered the dish I could pronounce instead of the one I wanted.

Never have I ever fallen over while leaning back in a chair.

Never have I ever frozen when asked for my own phone number.

Never have I ever walked into a glass wall.

Never have I ever tripped on a flat pavement and turned it into a jog.

Never have I ever sung the wrong words to a song in front of people.

Never have I ever turned up to a party on the wrong day.

Never have I ever turned up somewhere far too dressed up.

Never have I ever pretended to understand a menu in another language and pointed randomly.

Never have I ever bitten into something far too spicy and pretended it was fine.

Never have I ever claimed I was nearly there while still getting dressed.

Never have I ever spilled lunch down my front before something important.

Never have I ever eaten a whole meal standing at the fridge.

Never have I ever queued for something without knowing what the queue was for.

Never have I ever made eye contact with another driver while singing.

Never have I ever danced round the kitchen and been caught doing it.

Never have I ever bought a book for the cover and never opened it.

Never have I ever eaten a crisp I dropped down my own shirt.

Never have I ever jumped at my own reflection in a shop window.

Never have I ever made a spelling mistake in my own name.

Never have I ever dropped a handful of coins while trying to pay.

Never have I ever decided a friend's new partner was awful within five seconds.

Never have I ever worked out how long my savings would last if I quit tomorrow.

Never have I ever practised my solemn face before a funeral.

Never have I ever stood still in my own kitchen until the doorbell stopped.

Never have I ever sent a screenshot of a chat to the person who wrote it.

Never have I ever walked out of a party wearing somebody else's coat.

Never have I ever left a meeting with no idea what I had agreed to do.

Never have I ever kept my eyes open while everyone else was praying.

Never have I ever bought condoms with a basket full of decoy groceries.

Never have I ever planned the playlist for my own funeral.

Never have I ever given myself a pep talk in a public toilet mirror.

Never have I ever checked my balance while queuing at the bar.

Never have I ever let a stranger think I was someone else.

Never have I ever had a crush on a friend's partner.

Never have I ever kissed someone at a wedding I wasn't invited to.

Never have I ever taken credit at work for something I didn't do.

Never have I ever called in sick to spend the day doing nothing.

Never have I ever read someone's messages over their shoulder on a train.

Never have I ever taken the last of something and blamed someone else.

Never have I ever laughed at a joke I found offensive to keep the peace.

Never have I ever flirted with someone to get better service.

Never have I ever looked up an ex before a date with someone new.

Never have I ever kept money I found on the floor of a friend's car.

Never have I ever pretended to forget my wallet when it was my round.

Never have I ever pretended to be asleep to avoid helping someone.

Never have I ever given someone the wrong number on purpose.

Never have I ever eaten food with someone else's name on it.

Never have I ever kept using an ex's streaming account.

Never have I ever taken credit for a joke I heard elsewhere.

Never have I ever stalked the ex of someone I just started dating.

Never have I ever invented a whole excuse to leave a date early.

Never have I ever hidden the evidence after breaking something in someone else's house.

Never have I ever snooped through a bathroom cabinet at someone's house.

Never have I ever pretended to have read a book in a conversation.

Never have I ever made up a dietary restriction to avoid a meal.

Never have I ever kept a jumper someone left at my place.

Never have I ever cried a bit on purpose to get out of trouble.

Never have I ever stretched the truth on my CV and got the job.

Never have I ever hidden in the car for a nap during a family gathering.

Never have I ever told someone I loved their gift and binned it that week.

Never have I ever searched my own name in a colleague's email inbox.

Never have I ever worn something to an event and returned it the next day.

Never have I ever said my phone died when I was just ignoring someone.

Never have I ever told a hairdresser I loved it and fixed it at home.

Never have I ever forged a parent's signature on a school note.

Never have I ever let a rumour about me spread because I liked it.

Never have I ever hit the lift close button while making eye contact with someone.

Never have I ever uninvited someone by telling them the event was cancelled.

Never have I ever left a party by climbing out of a window.

Never have I ever cancelled on someone and gone out with somebody else.

Never have I ever sent a corrupted file to buy more time on a deadline.

Never have I ever changed the clock to make someone leave sooner.

Never have I ever acted as a fake landlord reference for a friend.

Never have I ever gone to work hungover and napped in the toilets.

Never have I ever passed on a secret the second I got home.

Never have I ever written my own reference and had someone sign it.

Never have I ever kept a parcel that was delivered to the wrong door.

Never have I ever accidentally regifted something back to the person who gave it to me.

Never have I ever used a housemate's toothbrush and put it back.

Never have I ever used a hotel pool at a hotel I wasn't staying in.

Never have I ever pretended not to speak the language to end a conversation.

Never have I ever put personal shopping through as a work expense.

Never have I ever dropped food on the floor and served it to someone else.

Never have I ever wandered into a party where I knew nobody.

Never have I ever listened to adults talking through a baby monitor.

Never have I ever topped up a bottle of alcohol with water.

Never have I ever paused my music to listen to a couple arguing on the train.

Never have I ever pretended not to speak English to avoid a conversation.

Never have I ever ruthlessly cheated at a board game against a small child.

Never have I ever added my name to a group gift I did not pay for.

Never have I ever thrown away a noisy toy and told the child it broke.

Never have I ever left a video meeting running while I went back to bed.

Never have I ever booked a meeting room for a nap.

Never have I ever put a pastry through the self-checkout as a plain croissant.

Never have I ever been relieved when a friend's good news fell through.

Never have I ever skipped a funeral I should have gone to.

Never have I ever told a parent I hated them.

Never have I ever kept someone around because I was scared of being alone.

Never have I ever begged someone to take me back.

Never have I ever said I love you and not meant it.

Never have I ever kept a secret that damaged someone I care about.

Never have I ever contacted an ex while hiding it from my partner.

Never have I ever snooped through a partner's messages looking for a reason to leave.

Never have I ever kept a secret that could ruin someone's life.

Never have I ever downplayed a partner's success because it made me jealous.

Never have I ever stayed in a relationship months after I knew it was over.

Never have I ever let a friend take the blame for something I did.

Never have I ever pretended to be happy for someone at their wedding.

Never have I ever let a friendship die because I stopped replying.

Never have I ever quit something because I was afraid of being bad at it.

Never have I ever missed someone I told everyone I was over.

Never have I ever felt embarrassed by where I come from.

Never have I ever cancelled on a friend because I couldn't face being seen.

Never have I ever hoped a friend's relationship would end.

Never have I ever used a friend's secret to win an argument.

Never have I ever ignored a call from someone who needed me.

Never have I ever made a promise I already knew I would break.

Never have I ever let my parents believe I was doing better than I was.

Never have I ever left a hospital visit early because I couldn't handle it.

Never have I ever stopped visiting a grandparent because it got too hard.

Never have I ever moved somewhere new to get away from one person.

Never have I ever avoided visiting a relative before they died.

Never have I ever let someone apologise for something that was my fault.

Never have I ever avoided a friend after someone in their family died.

Never have I ever told the same lie so long that I believed it.

Never have I ever given up on something I still tell people I'm doing.

Never have I ever loved someone more than they loved me and stayed anyway.

Never have I ever hidden alcohol from the people I live with.

Never have I ever ended a friendship because their life was going better than mine.

Never have I ever comforted someone while planning how to leave them.

Never have I ever watched someone look for something I had already thrown in the bin.

Never have I ever pretended to be asleep when I heard my partner crying.

Never have I ever tried to make my partner dump me so I would not have to.

Never have I ever accepted money from a parent who could not afford it.

Never have I ever cried at a funeral for reasons nothing to do with the person.

Never have I ever let someone move away without telling them how I felt.

Never have I ever been glad someone dumped me before I had to do it.

Never have I ever told my friends the version of the story where I was the victim.

Never have I ever booked a hotel room in my own city just to be alone.

Never have I ever rehearsed a breakup speech I never gave.

Never have I ever felt disappointed when a friend announced they were pregnant.

Never have I ever made someone think they remembered an argument wrong to win it.

Never have I ever screened a call from a friend because they were too sad.

Never have I ever watched a colleague get fired for something I was also doing.

Never have I ever chosen a job over someone I loved.

Never have I ever eaten in my car to put off going inside.

Never have I ever let my partner defend me when I knew I was in the wrong.

Never have I ever thrown away an unopened letter from someone trying to make peace.

Never have I ever kept something a dead relative wanted someone else to have.

Never have I ever told a friend's story as if it happened to me.

Never have I ever stayed in a city I hate for one person.

Never have I ever used the exact same romantic speech on two different people.

Never have I ever told someone they were becoming like a parent they hated.

Never have I ever stayed with someone just because we shared a lease.

Never have I ever spent money I didn't have to look like I was fine.

Never have I ever settled for someone because I thought I could not do better.

Never have I ever told someone I loved them mid-sex and meant it.

Never have I ever cried straight after sex.

Never have I ever slept with someone to get over someone else.

Never have I ever faked an orgasm to end things faster.

Never have I ever stayed in a relationship purely for the sex.

Never have I ever kissed a friend and pretended the next morning it never happened.

Never have I ever asked a partner for something in bed and instantly regretted asking.

Never have I ever gone through a partner's phone while they slept.

Never have I ever stayed friends with an ex I still wanted.

Never have I ever been dumped while naked.

Never have I ever said someone else's name in bed.

Never have I ever fallen for someone who wanted to keep things casual.

Never have I ever slept with a friend's ex.

Never have I ever stopped midway through sex because it was too awkward.

Never have I ever sent a naked photo to the wrong person.

Never have I ever flown to another country for one person.

Never have I ever proposed something in bed I'd only ever read about.

Never have I ever had a one-night stand turn into years.

Never have I ever wanted someone in this room.

Never have I ever lied to a partner about my number.

Never have I ever woken up beside someone and regretted staying.

Never have I ever slept with an ex just because I was bored.

Never have I ever been caught mid-hookup by someone who lived there.

Never have I ever slept with an ex after swearing it was over.

Never have I ever said the wrong name during sex.

Never have I ever texted someone else while lying next to a partner.

Never have I ever told a partner a fantasy involving someone we both knew.

Never have I ever tried something in bed only to keep someone interested.

Never have I ever wanted a friend's partner for years and said nothing.

Never have I ever told a friend I loved them and lost the friendship.

Never have I ever ended a relationship the morning after our best sex.

Never have I ever fallen asleep beside someone while thinking about somebody else.

Never have I ever kissed someone during our breakup conversation.

Never have I ever read old love letters in bed beside someone new.

Never have I ever had sex just to end an argument.

Never have I ever watched a partner sleep knowing I was going to leave them.

Never have I ever left a long relationship over one night with someone else.

Never have I ever slept with an ex while they were packing to move out.

Never have I ever felt relief when a partner told me they were leaving.

Never have I ever missed someone's body more than I missed them.

Never have I ever cancelled a flight to spend another night with someone.

Never have I ever said I love you first and got silence back.

Never have I ever told someone afterward that the sex had been goodbye.

Never have I ever pretended a hookup meant nothing when it meant everything.

Never have I ever been the reason someone else's relationship ended.

Never have I ever had sex the night of a funeral.

Never have I ever used breakup sex to change someone's mind.

Never have I ever spent the night with someone I had rejected for years.

Never have I ever moved in with someone mainly to stop them leaving.

Never have I ever been someone's first knowing I would not stay.

Never have I ever kept sleeping with someone I didn't like.

Never have I ever kissed my oldest friend the night before they moved away.

Never have I ever made a sex playlist for someone who never came over.

Never have I ever kissed the person who was meant to set me up with their friend.

Never have I ever begged someone to stay the night.

Never have I ever mistaken a marriage proposal for a joke.

Never have I ever hooked up with someone I had helped through a breakup.

Never have I ever been someone's secret for months.

Never have I ever been in love with two people at the same time.

Never have I ever slept with someone after they said they loved somebody else.

Never have I ever kept sleeping with someone after they said they loved me.

Never have I ever had a whole relationship my family never knew about.