Never Have I Ever

Never have I ever practised a conversation in the shower before having it.

Never have I ever pretended to have seen a film everyone was talking about.

Never have I ever laughed at a joke I did not understand.

Never have I ever re-read my own message after sending it, just to admire it.

Never have I ever left a shop without buying anything because a staff member spoke to me.

Never have I ever pretended my phone was ringing to escape a conversation.

Never have I ever googled something during an argument to prove I was right.

Never have I ever pretended to be busy when I saw someone I knew approaching.

Never have I ever binned a plant I promised to keep alive.

Never have I ever pretended to like a gift right to the giver's face.

Never have I ever climbed into the wrong car.

Never have I ever practised a casual greeting before answering the phone.

Never have I ever left a shop quickly because I thought I looked suspicious.

Never have I ever sent a text to completely the wrong person.

Never have I ever taken forty photos to get one decent one of myself.

Never have I ever confidently mispronounced a word in public.

Never have I ever called someone by the wrong name twice.

Never have I ever nodded along during a conversation I could not hear.

Never have I ever joined a queue without knowing what it was for.

Never have I ever answered a question meant for someone else.

Never have I ever clapped at the wrong moment.

Never have I ever mistaken a stranger for a shop employee.

Never have I ever used the wrong emoji in a serious message.

Never have I ever been caught making faces at my reflection.

Never have I ever hidden my screen when someone walked by.

Never have I ever let a stranger think I was someone else.

Never have I ever had a crush on a friend's partner.

Never have I ever kissed someone at a wedding I wasn't invited to.

Never have I ever told a taxi driver a story about myself that was invented.

Never have I ever taken credit at work for something I didn't do.

Never have I ever sent a message about someone to that exact someone.

Never have I ever regifted something to someone who knew the original giver.

Never have I ever called in sick to spend the day doing nothing.

Never have I ever read someone's messages over their shoulder on a train.

Never have I ever taken the last of something and blamed someone else.

Never have I ever laughed at a joke I found offensive to keep the peace.

Never have I ever flirted with someone to get better service.

Never have I ever looked up an ex before a date with someone new.

Never have I ever kept money I found on the floor of a friend's car.

Never have I ever pretended to forget my wallet when it was my round.

Never have I ever lied about my height on a dating app.

Never have I ever pretended to be asleep to avoid helping someone.

Never have I ever given someone the wrong number on purpose.

Never have I ever eaten food with someone else's name on it.

Never have I ever kept using an ex's streaming account.

Never have I ever kept extra change after noticing a cashier's mistake.

Never have I ever taken credit for a joke I heard elsewhere.

Never have I ever eaten a hotel breakfast I didn't actually pay for.

Never have I ever stalked the ex of someone I just started dating.

Never have I ever lied about reading a famous book to look intelligent.

Never have I ever been relieved when a friend's good news fell through.

Never have I ever let my parents believe a version of my life that isn't true.

Never have I ever skipped a funeral I should have gone to.

Never have I ever told a parent I hated them.

Never have I ever kept someone around because I was scared of being alone.

Never have I ever begged someone to take me back.

Never have I ever said I love you and not meant it.

Never have I ever kept a secret that damaged someone I care about.

Never have I ever said “I love you” without meaning it.

Never have I ever contacted an ex while hiding it from my partner.

Never have I ever told someone I loved them without meaning it.

Never have I ever snooped through a partner's messages looking for a reason to leave.

Never have I ever kept a secret that could ruin someone's life.

Never have I ever dated someone knowing they were already in a committed relationship.

Never have I ever used a secret confided in me against that person later.

Never have I ever downplayed a partner's success because it made me jealous.

Never have I ever stayed in a relationship months after I knew it was over.

Never have I ever let a friend take the blame for something I did.

Never have I ever pretended to be happy for someone at their wedding.

Never have I ever let a friendship die because I stopped replying.

Never have I ever quit something because I was afraid of being bad at it.

Never have I ever missed someone I told everyone I was over.

Never have I ever felt embarrassed by where I come from.

Never have I ever cancelled on a friend because I couldn't face being seen.

Never have I ever hoped a friend's relationship would end.

Never have I ever told someone I loved them mid-sex and meant it.

Never have I ever cried straight after sex.

Never have I ever fallen in love with two people at the exact same time.

Never have I ever said I love you during sex without actually meaning it.

Never have I ever slept with someone to get over someone else.

Never have I ever faked an orgasm to end things faster.

Never have I ever stayed in a relationship purely for the sex.

Never have I ever kissed a friend and pretended the next morning it never happened.

Never have I ever asked a partner for something in bed and instantly regretted asking.

Never have I ever gone through a partner's phone while they slept.

Never have I ever wanted someone who was completely wrong for me and gone anyway.

Never have I ever stayed friends with an ex I still wanted.

Never have I ever been dumped while naked.

Never have I ever said someone else's name in bed.

Never have I ever fallen for someone who wanted to keep things casual.

Never have I ever revealed a secret during pillow talk.

Never have I ever kept a physical souvenir from a past lover.

Never have I ever slept with a friend's ex.

Never have I ever had a deeply inappropriate dream about someone in this room.

Never have I ever stopped midway through sex because it was too awkward.

Never have I ever lied about my number of past sexual partners.

Never have I ever sent a naked photo to the wrong person.

Never have I ever flown to another country for one person.

Never have I ever proposed something in bed I'd only ever read about.

Never have I ever had a one-night stand turn into years.